Be careful what you ask for, especially when dining at the AWFFLE HOUSE… I-I- mean WAFFLE HOUSE. Sure you may request your hash browns “covered, smothered and chunked” but rarely does anyone ask for their “All-star Breakfast” with a healthy dose of ass-whooping.
Today’s warning comes a bit too late for Crystal Samuel, a Waffle House customer who took a bullet when she found herself dissatisfied with the service at a Waffle House in Manning, S.C. According to reports, Samuel felt the service was piss-poor. After a long wait for her order, she began arguing with waitress, Yakeisha Ward. When words failed, Samuel admits throwing a waffle at Ward, who proceeded to jump over the counter and things got physical. Apparently Ms. Ward thought she heard Crystal Samuel say she wanted her order “Capped” as well. So she proceeded to her vehicle and returned with a gun and attempted to “bust a cap” in Samuel’s ass! Samuel was hit in the arm and Ward was arrested and charged with assault and battery with intent to kill.
The moral of the story is don’t mess with the staff at Waffle House. I mean, come on, they’re WORKING at WAFFLE HOUSE. That’s not really a career choice as much as it is an unfortunate consequence of some other bad decisions in life. Don’t let your high-maintanence dining be the reason a Waffle House employee breaks parole. Just eat your eggs and be quiet.