Someone please call 9-1-1
Uhmm, hello? Rap police?
Yes. I’d like to report a crime. Yes, it is an emergency. Yeah, there’s a vicious attack happening right now on rap music and culture. This guy is going around disguised as a person with talent and attacking people everywhere. Please send in your SWAT teams, Special Forces, assassins, ninjas, mercenaries or whoever can put a stop to this guy.
Here’s an image of what he looks like.
I have proof of his crimes. You can see them here.
You’ll see exactly what I mean. I implore you RAP POLICE… he must be stopped.
What? Oh… yes… I’ll hold.